Diary of a Plant Killer Journal- Medium

For Plant Owners with a Story to Tell

Not every plant parent has a lush, thriving jungle to show off—and that’s okay! For those with a few more wilted leaves than vibrant vines, the Diary of a Plant Killer Journal - Medium is here to be your confessional, your companion, and your guide.

Your New Favorite Journal

Wrapped in a rich green cover and stamped with cheeky gold foil that proudly proclaims your botanical struggles, this 5 x 7-inch journal is as stylish as it is functional. Inside, you’ll find 120 pages ready to capture every plant parenting victory, mishap, and lesson learned.

Designed for Creativity and Growth

With alternating dot grid and blank pages, you’ve got the perfect space for:

• Sketching new plant dreams 🌱
• Tracking growth (or lack thereof) 📈
• Taking notes on what not to do next time ✍️ (Spoiler alert: African Violets are not fans of grape juice.)

Wit and Charm, Straight from The Mincing Mockingbird

Created by the husband-and-wife duo behind The Mincing Mockingbird, this journal combines humor, art, and inspired design. Known for their whimsical touch, they’ve crafted the perfect place for plant lovers to laugh, learn, and grow.

The Perfect Gift for Plant Lovers

Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow plant-parenting novice or keeping it for yourself, this journal is a celebration of second chances and a reminder that every brown leaf deserves a little humor and hope. 🌿