Looking for a game night icebreaker that will have everyone in stitches? Calm Your Tits! is the fast-paced, bird-themed pairs game from Professor Puzzle's Ginger Fox line thatβs perfect for older teens and adults with a sense of humor. Whether you're playing with friends or seeing if Grandma can keep a straight face while shouting about a "cracking pair of Blue Tits," this game delivers non-stop laughter.
How to Play: Fast, Frantic, and Hilarious
The rules are simple, but the competition is fierce. Your goal: collect all the cards by having the sharpest eyes and the fastest mouth.
Spot the Pair: When two matching bird cards land on the table, race to be the first to shout the correct phrase to claim the pile.
Watch the Cards: Depending on the birds, youβll be yelling everything from "Nice tits!" to "Tough tits!"
Be Quick: Stay alert for the Fat Balls cardsβonly the fastest reaction wins the round.
Avoid the Patrol: Keep your eyes peeled for the Pussy Posse . If they catch you off guard, your luck could turn in an instant!
Adult Humor, Simple Rules: Specifically designed for ages 16+, itβs the perfect blend of easy-to-learn mechanics and cheeky wordplay.
Perfect for Travel: The compact deck fits right in your pocket or bag. Take the fun to the pub, on holiday, or to your next festive party.
High Energy: With rounds lasting only 15-20 minutes, itβs a high-stakes race that tests your reflexes and your ability to stay calm under pressure.
The Ultimate Icebreaker: Guaranteed to get the room talking (and laughing) from the very first card.
Whatβs in the Box?
20 Pairs of "Tits" (Bird Cards)
4 Fat Balls Cards
2 Pussy Posse Cards
2 Action Cards
1 Instruction Leaflet (including a QR code for a "How to Play" video)
Specs at a Glance
Ages: 16+
Players: 2β6
Play Time: 15β20 Minutes
